You ever see a cake and have a type of reactions like: “Ooooh, that is not good. I imply, it could possibly be worse, I suppose, however nonetheless, actually not good. What was it for? … A marriage ceremony?! OH THAT POOR BRIDE.”
That is at present’s desserts.
They’re all a bit unhappy…
A bit lumpy-bumpy…
A bit, “Oh. OH. Um, how… good?”
When your marriage ceremony’s “cupcake tower” seems to be like one thing you made through the slumber celebration in your 14th birthday:
Or when there’s extra wire in your marriage ceremony cake than the common 14-year-old’s braces:
You know the way in motion pictures when the dangerous man lets unfastened with a machine gun on a wall someplace, leaving strains of bullet holes that the sunshine shines by?
Think about the gun shoots roses:
(Sure, I know in any other case it is wonderful. JUST LET ME HAVE THIS.)
And eventually, no matter you do, do not take into consideration stretched pores and skin.
Because of Carrie B., Deanna H., Jimena, Daybreak D., Shannon, Britton E., Helen, & Pat J. for lifting our saggy, saggy spirits.
P.S. Talking of the way to forestall sagging (oh yeah, nailed that segue), this saved my butt throughout a protracted portray day lately, so I’ve a random product advice:
That is my new favourite belt, y’all. It principally turns something with belt loops into an elastic waist. So comfortable I overlook it is on, slimline so it does not present underneath my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my stomach or unbuckle for lavatory breaks. Woohoo!
You know the way stretch denims are without end sliding down while you sit or bend, so you must maintain hitching them again up? No extra! I put on this with all my denims now. It is totally elastic, so it strikes and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY advocate for anybody effectively endowed with squish within the stomach space.
And from my different weblog, Epbot: