(Warning: Naughty puns forward. Cover your children.)
Renee C. ordered this sandcastle cake for her beach-themed marriage ceremony:
So that you know what’s coming, proper?
That is proper: DIRTY PUNS ARE COMING.
The bride actually received the shaft right here, and it does not take a agency grip on actuality to be testy over such a cock-up. Ought to she simply suck it up and beat it? Is she nuts to take this blow so onerous? Will nothing cease the erection of headstrong turrets?
No, that is a fallacy!*
Moreover, I am positive bakers will get the purpose in the long run.
Aaand I am performed.
Because of Renee C. for the heads up!
Okay, okay. Now I am performed.
*’Cuz it is a phallus – see?
(OH COME ON THAT WAS GENIUS.)
P.S. Talking of issues which are soiled, I’ve to introduce you to the best little kitchen gadget for below $8:
Dishwasher “Soiled/Clear” Slider Bar
The entire thing is magnetic, and it additionally comes with a double-sided adhesive for non-metallic machines. Additionally is available in black, and there is a prettier cursive choice in case you do not like the brilliant purple/inexperienced!
And from my different weblog, Epbot: